JOKE TIME: EPISODE II !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TODAY'S JOKE NO.1

1)A girl ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it? her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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2)A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on 'Observation'.
He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid.
"This", he explained,"is urine. To be a good doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth.
His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust.
But being the students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
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3)One day a guy decided to visit an old friend's grave.
He pickedup some flowers to put on the grave as a show of respect.
He entered the grave and put the flowers on the grave of his departed friend when he noticed another guy putting a beer on the grave of his friend.
The guy thought this was rather amusing.
He shouted over to the other "Hey, when do you think your buddy's going to come up drink his beer!"
The guy man shouted back, "The same time that your friend comes up to smell his flowers !!!!!"

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