JOKES! SEASON IV IS BACK!
FOR OUR FIRST JOKE.....
1)Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC.
The first guy says to the second, "You know, the wind currents are so
strong here in NYC that one could step off the edge of the building and literally float
in mid-air due to the upward thrust of the thermal air current."
"No way, man, you're crazy," said the second guy to the first.
So the first guy steps off the edge of the building and justs floats in mid-air for
about 20 seconds and then returns to the roof of the building.
The second guy is simply thrilled and says, "Watch me do that" as he steps from
the edge roof into the open air.
Of course he falls like a stone straight down all the way to the
waiting pavement below--SPLAT!
The third guy, who has remained quiet the entire time, leans over to
the first guy and say, "You know something Superman, sometimes you can be a real *****!"
cc2)Two elderly, lifelong friends and avid golf players were sitting on a park
bench discussing the possibilities of life in the hereafter and Heaven.
They agreed that the first one to pass on would try to contact the survivor.
A few months later, the eldest, John, died.
His friend, Bill, was disconsolate, but a week after the funeral, he was awakened
in the middle of the night by John, standing at the foot of his bed.
'Bill,' he said, 'I've got good news and bad news about Heaven. First the good news.
The whole place is one tremendous golf course that changes every time you play it!
The fairways are ideal, very few roughs, challenging bunkers, great food and drinks
at the 19th hole, palatial homes, and eternal youth!'
Bill got very excited. 'Great,' he replied, 'but what could possibly be
the bad news?'
John said, 'You're due to tee up at 1:00 PM on Saturday.'
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3)A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few
hours to spare one afternoon.
He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he
could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.
Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the
tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.
Not being able to say no, he allowed the old man to join him.
To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly.
He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.
Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself
with a tough shot.
There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and directly
between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit
the shot, the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age,
I hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard,
hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk
and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.
The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age, that
pine tree was only 3 feet tall."
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4)A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother.
The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow,
your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep.
The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still
blind, my wish didn't come true!".'
The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
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5)One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the
kitchen sink.
She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair.
She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me
cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this
revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs
are white?"
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6)Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to
tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and
I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths.
So what's your story?"
So the first man replies: "Well, today I came home early . As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal anything. Finally, I went out to the balcony, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! I started beating on him and kicking him, but he did not fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on
his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I could not stand it anymore, so I ran
into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him,
killing him instantly.
But all the and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story."It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my
apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and
caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when
he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let
go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes
me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.The third
man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story."Picture this," says the third man, "I was hiding inside a refrigerator..."
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
WELCOME
THE THIRD SEASON OF JOKE TIME IS BACK!
THIS TIME....
JOKES.....
MORE FUNNIER
MORE JOKES.......
READ ON................
1)The huge lion was stalking proudly through the jungle when he came upon a leopard.
'Leopard!' snarled the lion menacingly, 'who is the King of the Jungle?'
'You are, Lion!' said the leopard nervously, and slunk away.
Further down the jungle path the lion met a monkey.
'Raaaarrrrgh!' roared the lion.
'Monkey! Who is the King of the Jungle?'
'Oh, you are, Lion,' said the monkey, cowering away.
Then the lion confronted an elephant.
'Elephant!' commanded the lion, 'who is the King of the Jungle?'
Without a word the elephant picked up the lion in his trunk and hurled him against a tree.
He then picked up the lion again and slammed him down on the ground a few more times before throwing the half-dead lion into a thick bramble patch.
'All right, all right!' mumbled the bleeding, battered lion, 'no need to get cross just because you don't know the answer!'
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2)Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting.
On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear.”
The hunters go out and return with two bears.
So the pilot says, “I told you ONE bear!”
But the hunters point out that the previous year, on payment of an extra 100 rubles, the pilot had let them put two bears on board.
After long discussion centering on the impossibility of the thing and the disgraceful degree of inflation, the pilot takes 200 rubles and with much pushing and shoving the hunters get aboard with the two bears.
After struggling into the air and fitfully flying for about two hours, the plane gives up and plummets to the earth in a snowbank.
Climbing out from under the snow and the bears, the hunters ask the pilot where he thinks they are.
The pilot says, “About the same place where we crashed last year.”
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3)The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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4)A young executive is working late one evening.
As he comes out of his office about 8pm, he sees the Big Boss standing by the shredder in the hallway with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Do you know how to work this thing?" the older man asks.
"My secretary's gone home and I don't know how to run it."
"Yes sir," said the young executive who turns on the machine, takes the paper from his hand and feeds it in.
"Now," says his boss, "I just need one copy..."
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5)A very rich lawyer is approached by a man.
The man is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.
"First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."
"I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money."
The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"
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SEASON III JOKE TIME THE END
THE THIRD SEASON OF JOKE TIME IS BACK!
THIS TIME....
JOKES.....
MORE FUNNIER
MORE JOKES.......
READ ON................
1)The huge lion was stalking proudly through the jungle when he came upon a leopard.
'Leopard!' snarled the lion menacingly, 'who is the King of the Jungle?'
'You are, Lion!' said the leopard nervously, and slunk away.
Further down the jungle path the lion met a monkey.
'Raaaarrrrgh!' roared the lion.
'Monkey! Who is the King of the Jungle?'
'Oh, you are, Lion,' said the monkey, cowering away.
Then the lion confronted an elephant.
'Elephant!' commanded the lion, 'who is the King of the Jungle?'
Without a word the elephant picked up the lion in his trunk and hurled him against a tree.
He then picked up the lion again and slammed him down on the ground a few more times before throwing the half-dead lion into a thick bramble patch.
'All right, all right!' mumbled the bleeding, battered lion, 'no need to get cross just because you don't know the answer!'
..............................................................
2)Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting.
On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear.”
The hunters go out and return with two bears.
So the pilot says, “I told you ONE bear!”
But the hunters point out that the previous year, on payment of an extra 100 rubles, the pilot had let them put two bears on board.
After long discussion centering on the impossibility of the thing and the disgraceful degree of inflation, the pilot takes 200 rubles and with much pushing and shoving the hunters get aboard with the two bears.
After struggling into the air and fitfully flying for about two hours, the plane gives up and plummets to the earth in a snowbank.
Climbing out from under the snow and the bears, the hunters ask the pilot where he thinks they are.
The pilot says, “About the same place where we crashed last year.”
..............................................................
3)The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
..............................................................
4)A young executive is working late one evening.
As he comes out of his office about 8pm, he sees the Big Boss standing by the shredder in the hallway with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Do you know how to work this thing?" the older man asks.
"My secretary's gone home and I don't know how to run it."
"Yes sir," said the young executive who turns on the machine, takes the paper from his hand and feeds it in.
"Now," says his boss, "I just need one copy..."
..............................................................
5)A very rich lawyer is approached by a man.
The man is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.
"First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."
"I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money."
The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"
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SEASON III JOKE TIME THE END
JOKE TIME: EPISODE II !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELCOME BACK TO JOKE TIME.........
PLEASE CATCH EVERY EPISODE OF JOKE TIME TO READ ALL THE JOKES........
THANK YOU
TODAY'S JOKE NO.1
1)A girl ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it? her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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2)A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on 'Observation'.
He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid.
"This", he explained,"is urine. To be a good doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth.
His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust.
But being the students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
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3)One day a guy decided to visit an old friend's grave.
He pickedup some flowers to put on the grave as a show of respect.
He entered the grave and put the flowers on the grave of his departed friend when he noticed another guy putting a beer on the grave of his friend.
The guy thought this was rather amusing.
He shouted over to the other "Hey, when do you think your buddy's going to come up drink his beer!"
The guy man shouted back, "The same time that your friend comes up to smell his flowers !!!!!"
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THE END
PLEASE CATCH EVERY EPISODE OF JOKE TIME TO READ ALL THE JOKES........
THANK YOU
TODAY'S JOKE NO.1
1)A girl ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it? her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
..............................................................
2)A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on 'Observation'.
He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid.
"This", he explained,"is urine. To be a good doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth.
His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust.
But being the students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
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3)One day a guy decided to visit an old friend's grave.
He pickedup some flowers to put on the grave as a show of respect.
He entered the grave and put the flowers on the grave of his departed friend when he noticed another guy putting a beer on the grave of his friend.
The guy thought this was rather amusing.
He shouted over to the other "Hey, when do you think your buddy's going to come up drink his beer!"
The guy man shouted back, "The same time that your friend comes up to smell his flowers !!!!!"
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THE END
JOKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE ARE SOME JOKES I HEARD.......
UNCENSORED.....
CLEAN ONES.....
HAHA
1) Johnny was an 8-year old in remedial class.
One day his teacher asked him a question. "Johnny, if there are five crows on a fence and the farmer shoots one, how many are left?".
"None." comes the reply.
"Sorry Johnny, but that's wrong. Think again".
"None, miss." is the reply once again.
"Could you explain please, Johnny?" asked the bemused teacher.
"Okay," agrees Johnny, "he shoots one and there is blood and guts everywhere. So the others fly off terrified."
"Well that's not exactly the answer I was looking for, the answer is four. But I do like the way you were thinking." remarked the teacher.
"Could I ask you a question, miss?" asked Johnny.
"Certainly, Johnny."
"Three woman are walking down the road. One is licking an ice lolly, one is sucking an ice lolly and the other is biting an ice lolly. Which one is married?"
The teacher ponders the question for a few moments then replies, "The one licking the ice lolly!" she answers."No," retorts Johnny, "the one wearing the wedding ring. But I do like the way you were thinking."
2)HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"
HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"
CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know?"
HELPLINE: "There's a little guage on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?"
CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?"
HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you."
CUSTOMER: "What!? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!"
3)"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV."
"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know.""Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
".......Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"....... Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach it."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
" Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."
"A power... A power failure? Okay,do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
THE END
UNCENSORED.....
CLEAN ONES.....
HAHA
1) Johnny was an 8-year old in remedial class.
One day his teacher asked him a question. "Johnny, if there are five crows on a fence and the farmer shoots one, how many are left?".
"None." comes the reply.
"Sorry Johnny, but that's wrong. Think again".
"None, miss." is the reply once again.
"Could you explain please, Johnny?" asked the bemused teacher.
"Okay," agrees Johnny, "he shoots one and there is blood and guts everywhere. So the others fly off terrified."
"Well that's not exactly the answer I was looking for, the answer is four. But I do like the way you were thinking." remarked the teacher.
"Could I ask you a question, miss?" asked Johnny.
"Certainly, Johnny."
"Three woman are walking down the road. One is licking an ice lolly, one is sucking an ice lolly and the other is biting an ice lolly. Which one is married?"
The teacher ponders the question for a few moments then replies, "The one licking the ice lolly!" she answers."No," retorts Johnny, "the one wearing the wedding ring. But I do like the way you were thinking."
2)HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"
HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"
CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know?"
HELPLINE: "There's a little guage on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?"
CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?"
HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you."
CUSTOMER: "What!? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!"
3)"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV."
"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know.""Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
".......Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"....... Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach it."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
" Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."
"A power... A power failure? Okay,do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
THE END
I AM BACK......
LONG TIME SINCE I LAST BLOGGED..........
HMM...........
LAST WEEK THURSDAY GOT PSLE RESULTS.......
ABOUT THE SCORE......IT IS .......
SRY...
NO COMMENTS..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'VE BEEN TRYING OUT SOME PROGRAMS........
AND TOOK A PICTURE OF MY GAMEBOY GAME.......
LOOKS CLEAR......RIGHT
THAT'S BECAUSE OF MY EXPERTISE IN PHOTOGRAPHY.....
JUST JOKING......
HAHAHA
THAT IS POKEMON LEAF GREEN VERSION....
I HAVE A NARUTO ONE.....
HMM...........
LAST WEEK THURSDAY GOT PSLE RESULTS.......
ABOUT THE SCORE......IT IS .......
SRY...
NO COMMENTS..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'VE BEEN TRYING OUT SOME PROGRAMS........
AND TOOK A PICTURE OF MY GAMEBOY GAME.......
LOOKS CLEAR......RIGHT
THAT'S BECAUSE OF MY EXPERTISE IN PHOTOGRAPHY.....
JUST JOKING......
HAHAHA
THAT IS POKEMON LEAF GREEN VERSION....
I HAVE A NARUTO ONE.....
NICE,RIGHT.....
HAHAHAHA
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
PICS,PICS,PICS
HAHA
NOW I AM AT HOME,
I WILL UPLOAD MORE AND MORE PHOTOS.
THIS ONE....
SHOWS SOME P3 PUPILS AT OUR SCHOOL'S NEWLY BUILT
COURTYARD.
THE COURTYARD IS A PLACE FOR PRESENTATIONS FOR WHATEVER COMPASS VISIT
I ALSO DUNNO WHAT THAT IS TOO.......
ANYWAY,DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE PUPILS ARE DOING???
I DID NOT SHOW WHAT WAS ON THE GROUND FOR I AM AFRAID
THAT AFTER SEEING IT,SOME MIGHT GET A HEART ATTACK...
WELL,JUST JOKING...
WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS NOT EXACTLY GOOD TOO.....
IF YOU TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THEIR FACES,YOU WILL SEE THAT
ALL ARE LOOKING DOWN,SOME ARE EVEN SMILING.....
THE BOY CLOSEST TO THE CAMERA IS SHOUTING,"DIE ,DIE!"
YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS REFERRING TO?
WELL,HE IS REFFERING TO ANTS
ANTS HE HAD JUST CRUSHED ON THE GROUND
HE STORMED HIS BIG SHOE DOWN ONTO THE TRAIL OF ANTS
AND THEY DIED...
NOT EXACTLY NICE TO SEE
THIS IS A HALF-COMPLETE PICTURE OF THE COURTYARD
IT SHOWS THE NEW AND VERY BEAUTIFUL FOUNTAIN(I THINK....)
I WONDER WHY THE WATER LOOKS GREENISH...
MAYBE THEY GROW SEAWEED INSIDE?(JUST JOKING)
OR MAYBE THEY PUT IN WATER FROM THE DRAIN?(JUST JOKING TOO)
NEVER MIND....
I WIL NEVER KNOW
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FINALLY,
A PROPER PICTURE OF MS TAN
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY HER PERMISSON
FOR OUR IT PROJECT.......
CLEMENT WAS ALSO THERE.....
A PROPER PICTURE OF MS TAN
THIS ONE IS UNCENSORED
THE OTHERS ARE ALL CENSORED
BY WHO?
BY MS TAN OF COURSE!
HA............................>
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN BY HER PERMISSON
FOR OUR IT PROJECT.......
CLEMENT WAS ALSO THERE.....
THIS PICTURE IS TAKEN BY ME....
WE SAW MR PUTRA WALKING UP THE STAIRS
AND CLARIS IMMEDIATELLY SHOUTED AFTER HIM,"
MR PUTRA,CAN WE TAKE YOUR PICTURE?"
HE LOOKED VERY BLUR BUT STILL WALKED DOWN THE STAIRS.
NEXT,CLARIS EXPLAINED TO HIM ABOUT OUR PROJECT AND I SNAPPED HIS PIC.....
HMM........
MANAGED TO DIG UP SOME MORE PICS
THIS TIME
MORE FUNNIER
HAHAHA....
GOTCHA...
NOBODY ESCAPES FROM MY CAMERA....
NOW IN COM LAB
BOTH TEACHERS NOT HERE
SO CAN BLOG...
HAHAHA
MANAGED TO DIG UP SOME MORE PICS
THIS TIME
MORE FUNNIER
HAHAHA....
GOTCHA...
NOBODY ESCAPES FROM MY CAMERA....
NOW IN COM LAB
BOTH TEACHERS NOT HERE
SO CAN BLOG...
HAHAHA
"HEY,DON'T COME ANY CLOSER AHH......"
MS TAN WITH JAVIEL TAN...
JAVIEL LOOKS LIKE A KANGEROO...
THIS IS THE CANTEEN VENDOR
SELLS FRUITS,JUICES AND DRINKS...
SHE HOLDS A HONEYDEW IN A VERY WEIRD WAY.....
ANTWAY ,SHE WAS SAYING ,"HONEYDEW"HALFWAY IN CHINESE WHEN MY CAMERA FLASHED...
GOT THE PICTURES!!!
Friday, October 12, 2007
JUST NOW AT SCHOOL........
HMM...........
HAHAHA...TOOK A PIC OF MY CLASSMATE,LEK YEOW HUI,SCRATCHING HIS HEAD LIKE A MONKEY.....SO FUNNY..........
ANYWAY, JIA YUN BORROWED OUR CAMERA AND TOOK A VIDEO OF MABLE SCREAMING ALL THE WAY UP THE STAIRS...TOO BAD,THE VIDEO WAS DELETED BY MABEL BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE TO UPLOAD IT TO THE COMPUTER...NVM
WELL, MABEL AND CLARIS ASKED US BOYS TO PRETEND TO SWING THE BASEBELL BAT AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE BALL INTO THE BUSHES AND HAD A REALLY HARD TIME GETTING IT OUT AGAIN..................SO SAD!!!
STRANGE,MAPLE RECENTLY HAD LOTS OF PATCHES AND SERVER CHECKS....DUNNO WHAT'S GOING ON.....SIGNING OUT SOON.....
HOPE TO HAVE A CHANCE TO POST THE PHOTO OF MY CLASSMATE SCRATCHING HIS HEAD UP HERE NEXT TIME.....
HAHAHA...TOOK A PIC OF MY CLASSMATE,LEK YEOW HUI,SCRATCHING HIS HEAD LIKE A MONKEY.....SO FUNNY..........
ANYWAY, JIA YUN BORROWED OUR CAMERA AND TOOK A VIDEO OF MABLE SCREAMING ALL THE WAY UP THE STAIRS...TOO BAD,THE VIDEO WAS DELETED BY MABEL BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE TO UPLOAD IT TO THE COMPUTER...NVM
WELL, MABEL AND CLARIS ASKED US BOYS TO PRETEND TO SWING THE BASEBELL BAT AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE BALL INTO THE BUSHES AND HAD A REALLY HARD TIME GETTING IT OUT AGAIN..................SO SAD!!!
STRANGE,MAPLE RECENTLY HAD LOTS OF PATCHES AND SERVER CHECKS....DUNNO WHAT'S GOING ON.....SIGNING OUT SOON.....
HOPE TO HAVE A CHANCE TO POST THE PHOTO OF MY CLASSMATE SCRATCHING HIS HEAD UP HERE NEXT TIME.....
COOL PICS
WELL,THE IT PROJECT THEME IS OUR 6 YEARS @ COMPASSVALE PRIMARY SCHOOL,A POST-PSLE PROJECT.......
OUR TEAM CONSIST OF 3 BOYS AND 2 GIRLS.OTHER THAN ME , THERE IS ALVIN,CLARIS,MARCUS(NICKNAME MARKERS) AND OUR LEADER,MABLE.......
WE TOOK MANY MANY MANY PICS.....SOME FUNNY,SOME SERIOUS AND SOME HUMOROUS.AS WE WERE WALKING AROUND THE SCHOOL,WE SAW A BOY FELL DOWN
SO,CLARIS SUGGESTED THAT WE TAKE HIS PICTURE AS IT WAS VERY NATURAL...THAT WAS WHAT WE DID...
OUR TEAM CONSIST OF 3 BOYS AND 2 GIRLS.OTHER THAN ME , THERE IS ALVIN,CLARIS,MARCUS(NICKNAME MARKERS) AND OUR LEADER,MABLE.......
WE TOOK MANY MANY MANY PICS.....SOME FUNNY,SOME SERIOUS AND SOME HUMOROUS.AS WE WERE WALKING AROUND THE SCHOOL,WE SAW A BOY FELL DOWN
SO,CLARIS SUGGESTED THAT WE TAKE HIS PICTURE AS IT WAS VERY NATURAL...THAT WAS WHAT WE DID...
IT PROJECT......
LATER GOING TO FINISH THE REST OF THE IT PROJECT.....MAYBE TRY TO SNAP MORE HUMOROUS PICTURES LIKE I DID YESTERDAY.....MAKE THE WHOLE SCHOOL LAUGH..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HMM...........MAYBE NOT..
I DON'T WANT TO BE KILLED BY MISS TAN.CAS I TOOK SOME PICTURES OF HER SHOUTING YESTERDAY,VERY VERY,FUNNY!!!
NVM,TRY TO POST THOSE PICTURES UP NEXT TIME.
COMPASSVALE PRI SCH PUPILS SURE WILL LAUGH......
HMM...........MAYBE NOT..
I DON'T WANT TO BE KILLED BY MISS TAN.CAS I TOOK SOME PICTURES OF HER SHOUTING YESTERDAY,VERY VERY,FUNNY!!!
NVM,TRY TO POST THOSE PICTURES UP NEXT TIME.
COMPASSVALE PRI SCH PUPILS SURE WILL LAUGH......
PSLE IS OVER!!!!!
Finally,after so many months,PSLE IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!CAN SUFT THE WEB NOW!!!
YES!CAN SUFT THE WEB NOW!!!
Friday, August 17, 2007
Monday, July 2, 2007
HORRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today's youth day!!!
NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway,go back to school must start working again!!!
i am going to wait patiently for the next school holiday to play all day and also waiting for PLSE to be over!!!!
Will it ever come?Time is going soooo...slow when there is work to do and time goes sooo....fast when there are games to play!!!Why can't it be the other way round!!!Then i can pla maple and lvl up quick!!!
Thursday, June 28, 2007
nothing 2 do.....................
There is absolutely NOTHING 2 do now except play maple story...but take very long 2 lvl up......................................................
no time 2 slowly kill those orange mushrooms 1 by 1...
Too bad stiil at 1st job...........
Hope 2 lvl up soon...
no time 2 slowly kill those orange mushrooms 1 by 1...
Too bad stiil at 1st job...........
Hope 2 lvl up soon...
VERY SRY!!!
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